UnicornAnalProlapse

weepingangel221b:

musicalflashinglights:

queerpunkhamlet:

overlypolitebisexual:

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent

keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.

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well done supernatural fandom, well done

zodiac bitches

advanse:

aries: angry bitch
taurus: hungry bitch
gemini: loud bitch
cancer: weird bitch
leo: bITCH
virgo: quiet bitch
libra: indecisive bitch
scorpio: bitchy bitch
sagittarius: funny bitch
capricorn: ambitious bitch
aquarius: crazy bitch
pisces: sensitive bitch

tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

get-in-the-animus:

does anyone else have that really annoying group of straight white boys that cry ‘no homo’ at eye contact and make sex noises during class or is that just my school

edens-blog:

wkdart:

iamtonysexual:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

onlylolgifs:

 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

looks fun

makin’ my way dOWNTO—-

ASDFK

MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 

step 2. somehow get upwind

step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free

step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 

step 5. ?????????

step 6. profit 

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]
lizawithazed:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

I can’t decide if this is brilliant or stupid or both


An engineer did this, I know.

lizawithazed:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

I can’t decide if this is brilliant or stupid or both

An engineer did this, I know.

acceber74:

unrepentantauthor:

masterofbirds:

did-you-kno:

Hawaii was first called the Sandwich Islands.
Source

Pretty sure it was first called  Niʻihau, Kauaʻi, Oʻahu, Molokaʻi, Lānaʻi, Kahoʻolawe, Maui and Hawaiʻi.
The earliest habitation supported by archaeological evidence dates to as early as 300 CE, whereas the 1778 arrival of British explorer James Cook was Hawaiʻi’s first documented contact with European explorers. Cook named the islands the “Sandwich Islands” in honor of his sponsor John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich.
Because things only exist when Europeans discover them smh

This. ffs

acceber74:

unrepentantauthor:

masterofbirds:

did-you-kno:

Hawaii was first called the Sandwich Islands.

Source

Pretty sure it was first called  NiʻihauKauaʻiOʻahuMolokaʻiLānaʻiKahoʻolaweMaui and Hawaiʻi.

The earliest habitation supported by archaeological evidence dates to as early as 300 CE, whereas the 1778 arrival of British explorer James Cook was Hawaiʻi’s first documented contact with European explorers. Cook named the islands the “Sandwich Islands” in honor of his sponsor John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich.

Because things only exist when Europeans discover them smh

This. ffs

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ezio-auditore-delalala:

Assassin’s Creed, “leap”, by littleulvar on deviantART
http://littleulvar.deviantart.com/

ezio-auditore-delalala:

Assassin’s Creed, “leap”, by littleulvar on deviantART

http://littleulvar.deviantart.com/


Alright, let’s do this. If you would want AC1 Remastered, reblog and/or like this post. I’ll try to screencap and keep sending this to Ubi and AC twitters and everything else I can find. We must be heard!

Alright, let’s do this. If you would want AC1 Remastered, reblog and/or like this post. I’ll try to screencap and keep sending this to Ubi and AC twitters and everything else I can find. We must be heard!

Frederico was playing with my septum and got a little spooked when I took the photo.

enemaroberts:

when you go in for a cat scan and your doctor hot af

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