have some late-night connor and haytham doodles
how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit
I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious
me: *points at assassin’s creed 3* love this game
gamer: stop. .. . please…. it had so many bugs … .stop … . .. why are you doing this … .new york was so bad… connor was awful… why are you being this way.… please stop this..
me: love this game
Assassins: Welcome to the Assassin Brotherhood, Arno. This is our hidden blade. We use it to kill Templars. Our enemy FYI.
Assassins: Remember, the Templars are the enemy.
Arno: ok ok i got it
Arno: so anyway who’s that redhead over there
Assassins: She is a Templar
Arno: shes hot
Assassins: arno please no
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