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haythamsbooty:

More Assassin’s Creed 3 reaction gifs, from sequence 4:

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inediblesushi:

have some late-night connor and haytham doodles

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

speedyturtlebutt:

hauntu4ever:

natsui:

how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit

THIS

I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious

connorkawaii:

me: *points at assassin’s creed 3* love this game
gamer: stop. .. . please…. it had so many bugs … .stop … . .. why are you doing this … .new york was so bad… connor was awful… why are you being this way.… please stop this..
me: love this game

connorkawaii:

Assassins: Welcome to the Assassin Brotherhood, Arno. This is our hidden blade. We use it to kill Templars. Our enemy FYI.
Arno: ok
Assassins: Remember, the Templars are the enemy.
Arno: ok ok i got it
Arno:
Arno: so anyway who’s that redhead over there
Assassins: She is a Templar
Arno: shes hot
Assassins: arno please no 

Axeman’s long ass appreciation post (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧ 

escoblades:

assassinscreed:

Want to learn more about Arno Victor Dorian? We sat down with single-player writer Travis Stout to talk about Arno!

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achilles: making my way downtown
achilles: walking fast
connor: will you train me
achilles: walking faster
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tacobell:

They wish.

Trying really hard not to break my laptop with AltaïrxMalik fanfics/pics again. Seriously, third computer. And it’s already full of assasscreed smut.

I’m not ashamed.